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Monday, December 18, 2006


A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie
comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a
corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and
covers him in talcum powder. "Don't move! You're a

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about
the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith
family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom
recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the
husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some
cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack
to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3
days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Wrong Email..Oops

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without
realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her
husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages
from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer
screen which read:

----To: My Loving Wife
----Subject: I've Reached
----Date: 16 May 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!