Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie
comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a
corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and
covers him in talcum powder. "Don't move! You're a
statue!"

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about
the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith
family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom
recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the
husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some
cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack
to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3
days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"