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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

HR Manager - Recruitment

One day while walking down the street a highly
successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit
by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get
settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You
see, strangely enough, we've never once had a
Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not

really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What
we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a
day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to
stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an
elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out
onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In
the distance was a country club and standing
in front of her were all her friends - fellow
executives that she had worked with and they were well
dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They
ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they
talked about old times.
They played an excellent round of golf and at night
went to the country club where she enjoyed an
excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy
(kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes
and dancing. She was having such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got
on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the
Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So
she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds
and playing the harp and singing. She had great time
and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day
in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well,
I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been
really great and all, but I think I had a better time
in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again
she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found
standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage
and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags
and were picking up the garbage and putting it in

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday
I was here and there was a golf course and a country
club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great
time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all
my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an
Employee.... !!"


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