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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Singaporean and Malaysian

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee,
croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian
man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual
conversation.
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The
crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants & sell them across to
Singapore."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened
in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a
container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to
Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia & that's the real reason why we banned
chewing gum in Singapore."

Just a joke guy :)

cya

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