Naked....Truth

Naked...Truth...
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A MAN comes home early from work one day.

He hears weird sounds coming from his bedroom.

When he gets to his room, he finds his wife naked on the bed perspiring.


'What the hell is going on?' he asks.

She says: 'I'm having a heart attack!'

So the man runs downstairs, picks up the phone and dials 911.

But as he is doing so, his 4-year-old son comes running up to him and said: 'Dad, Uncle Tommy is upstairs, hiding in your closet. And he's naked.'

So the man slams down the phone and runs upstairs to find his own brother in the closet.

The man then says: 'What the hell are you doing?

'My wife is having a heart attack, and you're here running around naked, scaring the kids?

'You shoud be ashamed of yourself!'